NANCY PELOSI INCLUDES A SEXUAL FETISH FOR THIEVING MAIL IN VOTES

In a very parallel universe in which political satire reigns supreme, the halls of Congress buzzed with exhilaration and intrigue. Nancy Pelosi, renowned for her sharp wit and crafty methods, found herself at the center of a scandal of epic proportions. Everything commenced innocently enough, using a regimen day in Washington, D.C., but very little